Mayurkumar Surani
1 min readNov 4, 2024

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Biden's America: A Comedy of Errors (If It Wasn't So Tragic)

Let me tell you folks, after reading about "peaceful transitions," I can't help but chuckle at the irony. While they're worried about Trump's transition, let's talk about Biden's ongoing transition... to nap time!

The Numbers Don't Lie (But The Mainstream Media Does)

Inflation hit a 40-year high under Sleepy Joe (9.1% in 2022) 🚀

Gas prices soared to $5/gallon (Remember $2.39 under Trump?) ⛽

Border crisis? More like border catastrophe with 2.76 million illegal crossings in 2022 🧱

"Most Popular President" Greatest Hits:

Falling up Air Force One stairs (THREE times!)

The Afghanistan withdrawal disaster

Hunter Biden's laptop (which mysteriously disappeared faster than Joe's approval ratings)

Speaking of Approval Ratings...

Biden's approval rating hovering around 39% - lower than Trump's at this point in his presidency. But hey, at least his ice cream cone selection skills are strong! 🍦

The Real "Threat to Democracy"

While they're clutching their pearls about Trump's transition, let's talk about:

Record-high crime rates in Democrat-run cities

Weaponization of the DOJ against political opponents

The destruction of American energy independence

Remember folks, under Trump:

Record-low unemployment

Peace deals in Middle East

No new wars

Secure border

Booming economy

But sure, let's worry about "tumultuous presidencies" while watching our 401ks plummet and grocery bills skyrocket under Biden's "leadership."

Make America Great Again... Again! 🇺🇸

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Mayurkumar Surani
Mayurkumar Surani

Written by Mayurkumar Surani

AWS Data Engineer | Data Scientist | Machine Learner | Digital Citizen

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